The last year

So I'm turning 29 tomorrow...the last year of my 20's. My 30's are going to be the 20's with money. I'm going to get to travel and do all kinds of things I couldn't afford to do in my 20's. At 39 I want to cycle the Champs-Elysees...sure there'll be a ton of cars trying to run me over, but it'll fun.
Anyway, yesterday I was in Horry County, home of the redneck riviera, Myrtle Beach, and I saw this painting in the clients office. It was two business men that were shaking hands...one of the business men was Jesus. It was the craziest painting...mostly because its the "white dude" Jesus, but also because the two guys were in business suits and Jesus was in his robes. Hang what you want but I think its strange that people see that painting and are okay with it, but when they look at the Dali prints I have in my office they assume its this drug induced painting tyrade of a pagan...and Dali was a Catholic. Lots of his paintings include saints and of course Jesus. But not Jesus during a business meeting. Can you imagine Jesus as a car salesman? I really hope he laughs of some of this because somebody already told me I was going to hell this morning.